The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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