He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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