Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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