I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.