Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.