Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.