Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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