Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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