did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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