Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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