the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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