dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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