...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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