you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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