Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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