i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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