I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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