theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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