Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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