Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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