why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just invented taco cereal.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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