Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
do herpes really smell.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize