Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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