Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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