who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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