i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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