ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
