Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hope mine doesn't look like that
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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