You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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