And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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