he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
