he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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