Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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