he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
