He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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