Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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