Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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