my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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