gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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