So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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