you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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