Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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