The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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