i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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