Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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