Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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