i just wanna soil my oats bro
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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