Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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