He is like the real live version of the state fair..
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Randomize
