therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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