I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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