Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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