Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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