i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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