you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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