I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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