addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Bang-toberfest begins!!
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
