Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
